What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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potatoes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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