knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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