What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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