I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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