What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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penis

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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