- Anti Joke

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Women's rights.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.