What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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This is a joke.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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