Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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when debbie meets downer

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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