- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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