Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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OOOOPPS /

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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