- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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