Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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i found waldo.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Women's rights

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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