- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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