- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Sex education in Texas.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

a jew walks out of a furnace

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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