- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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