- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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