- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Today is March 22.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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