What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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