What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Whats green? The color green.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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