- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

VaginaBoob ^.^

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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