What happened to my sunglasses?

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

KONY 2012

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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