hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Jebron Lames.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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