- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

men, men like men= men+bed

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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