Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

learn the ropes?

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Buzi vagy!

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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