What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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