- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

I bet you read this. Told ya.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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