why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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