What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Coldpaly is a good band

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

knock knock come in!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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