Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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