What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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