What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Vaginal secretions

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

stuarts mum

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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