- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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