What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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