Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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