- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Your mom is so nice.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's green and blue? yellow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Knock knock Shut up

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