Asians

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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