- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Winter

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Nickelback.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

How old is your mom Dead

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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