- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A paralysed man falls over.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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