What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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this is stupid .... yep

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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