Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Women's rights

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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