YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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