whats 69+2? 71

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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