- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Your grandma's cookies.

My kids are mistakes.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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