Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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gay people

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Justin Bieber

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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