- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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