Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

THE GAME

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What stops a train? A missile

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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