Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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President Donald Trump

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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