like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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