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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Make me famous

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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