"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

David Cameron

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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